Friend 1: "Do they have a cervix?"
Friend 2: "No, I think the vagina just ends in a blind pouch. But I'm almost certain the Bartholin's glands are there."
Friend 3: "Well, the vagina's still good for things vaginas are used for."
Friend 2: "Yeah, you can still hide drugs in there."
I love my friends. I really really love them.
*If you're offened: #1 tough. #2 my friends and I are extremely gay/intersex/trans friendly, so get over it, this is just what med students talk about sometimes.